well if t’at’s everytin’ fer me, I’mma pack me wee bags n’piss outta ‘ere fer a bit.
fanks Musaay.
Anonymous asked: YO MOMMA IS IN A COMA.
AND YO POPA DON'T KNOW THE BINGO'S RULES.

…I dun’get it.
Anonymous asked: /STARES AT YOUR BELLY

Anonymous asked: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT EVERY TIME AN ANON BREAKS A NAIL A MALE GOBLIN GETS PREGNANT?

Excuuuuse me, ye’re talkin’ t’t’e world’s greatest of all bullshitters ‘ere.
Anonymous asked: SPEAKING OF NAILS, DO YOU MANICURE?
: |

…ahahahahaa. ha.
no.
Anonymous asked: I JUST BROKE A NAIL.
So?
Anonymous asked: Original, how so? .o.
Jussche wait, precious…~
Anonymous asked: ARE YOU SAD BECAUSE SHOSHANNA DOESN'T LOVE YOU?
((OOC: FACEPALM.))
T’E FECK IS SHOSHANNA, I’M SO LOVABLE I’M PRACTICALLY ME OWN CARD COMPANY FER VALENTINE’S.
Anonymous asked: So what kind of pranks do you usually pull?
Oh, y’know, wet paint, wee wheels on people’s shoes, misplacin’ items, pantsin’ folks, classics…
and some’a my originals. -grins-
